Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Twittering With a Canine Accent


I almost forgot that my dog has a Twitter account.  Apparently it got hacked and Twitter sent Oscar a message to change his password.  While perusing through his postings I thought it might be good to put them all on here, kind of a "get to know Oscar" kind of thing.  They are listed chronological with the newest on top and oldest on bottom.  Oscar hasn't posted since March 2012?  What a lazy dog.
  1. Oscar Dog ‏@LordOscar 23 Mar 2012
    Fox in with hens. I scare it away with ferocious barks from safely inside the house. I'm a hero.
                      
     
     
  2. 5 Mar 2012
    Yesterday we had five visitors, all of which I had to bark at furiously. Today I'm exhausted.
                
     
        
  3. 29 Feb 2012
    Laying on my back with 4 paws dangling limply in the air & tongue hanging out the side of my mouth means I'm supremely happy, not dead.
        
  4. 27 Feb 2012
    I sit, lay, shake, & roll over as fast as I can hoping one of those tricks is right & will get me a treat.
        
  5. 1 Jun 2011
    My hair's so long I eat it with my food. Get a clue, people.
        
  6. 2 May 2011
    Big wedding here tomorrow. Half pint people chasing me all day. TIRED!
        
  7. 18 Apr 2011
    I just not a morning dog.
        
  8. 24 Mar 2011
    My girl is well trained. I woof, she lifts me up, I bark, she gives me a cookie.
        
  9. 18 Mar 2011
    Fried Chicken for dinner! .... I mean,picked off chicken skin and gristle for dinner! Yummmmmm
        
  10. 8 Mar 2011
    I know what you're spelling. You'd better give me a cookie too.
        
  11. 7 Mar 2011
    Recovering from knee surgery. They make me walk! It's ruff.
        
  12. 4 Feb 2011
    I get grumpy if I don't get my daily 18 hours of sleep.
        
  13. 29 Dec 2010
    New chew toy for Christmas. Awesome squeek, interesting flavor, fits my mouth well. Good job Santa.
        
  14. 19 Dec 2010
    Time to dust off my paws and tweet. I've been recovering from surgery. Blew out a knee chasing rabbits. Dang bunnies....
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  16. Oscar Dog ‏@LordOscar 24 Aug 2010
  17. What don't I like about going for long walks? the walking.
    2. 4 Aug 2010
    3. Cabin in the woods tomorrow. I get the bed.
    2. 1 Aug 2010
    3. Chasing a baby bunny under a shed - good idea. Getting stuck - bad idea.
    2. 26 Jun 2010
    3. Dog-gone it, I'm hot!
    2. 22 May 2010
    3. I shall survey all of my domain, until nap time.

    2. 21 May 2010
    3. Short walks = good. Long walks = I better be carried.
    2. 16 Mar 2010
    3. Spring is in the air. Where are the poodles?

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    2. 26 Jan 2010
    3. Wading through tummy deep snow plus long fur equals clumpy snow legs. and one very cold puppy dog.
    2. 22 Jan 2010
    3. Red alert, red alert. small boys coming tomorrow. Must find hiding place.
    2. 6 Jan 2010
    3. Just because the santa suit dog coat was 75 percent off doesn't mean you should buy and put it on me. I look ree-diculous.

    1. 5 Jan 2010
    2. They made me walk around the block today. A COUNTRY block! In the SNOW. Twice! They are trying to kill me.

    2. 28 Dec 2009
    3. New human in the house. Must investigate. Sniff, sniff, owns cat of the female kind, 2 years old, fresh from a jaunt through the woods. hmm

    1. 28 Dec 2009
    2. The small humans are gone now. Whew.

    2. 27 Dec 2009
    3. Recipe for disaster, Mix a 3 and 1 year old and pour into my domain on Christmas day and you get one grouchy grizzly bear of a pup.
    2. 18 Dec 2009
    3. Tummy rubs equal doggy prozac. Its cheaper and calms rub-ber and rub-ee alike.

    1. 15 Dec 2009
    2. Steak for dinner. I must use my jedi mind tricks. He will give in and toss me some.

    2. 14 Dec 2009
    3. I find that my man cannot resist my intent stare while he eats chicken. He always gives in and tosses me some.
    2. 13 Dec 2009
    3. I love my kitty friend. And her ears are delicious to chew on.
    2. 12 Dec 2009
    3. Its a cuddle with my mama kind of night.
    2. 12 Dec 2009
    3. Shes cleaning out the fridge. Old chunks of steak. Yessssss

    1. 11 Dec 2009
    2. I have my dignity. I refuse to beg. ....unless theres steak for dinner, or someother kind of meat, ...or food.

    2. 11 Dec 2009
    3. I freezing. Got to cuddle with the kitty, and maybe chew on his ears.

    2. 9 Dec 2009
    3. I hate going outside to pee in below zero temps. That christmas tree in the living room is looking tempting.

    1. 6 Dec 2009
    2. too much pacing today, my dogs are barking. um, I mean my paws are a teeny weeny bit tender.

    1. 6 Dec 2009
    2. Its Sunday morning people. Jeez, cant you let sleeping dogs lie?

    2. 5 Dec 2009
    3. Cold night. I think I need to cuddle with the cat. Come here kitty kitty.

    1. 4 Dec 2009
    2. Busy day. Slept on couch, slept on floor, chased cat, ate treats, slept on bed, ate treats, slept on chair. Whew!

    1. 4 Dec 2009
    2. The only thing better than a dog bone is 2 dog bones!

    1. 4 Dec 2009
    2. Roll over and fall out of bed? I meant to do that.

    1. 1 Dec 2009
    2. My family came home. Im so excited. Im wiggling and squirming. Ive lost my dignity, but I cant help it. I love my fam.

    1. 30 Nov 2009
    2. deep fat fry, deep fat fry, music to my ears.

    1. 26 Nov 2009
    2. Turkey! and lots and lots of leftovers. and lots and lots of people to throw me a piece. Happy day!

    1. 24 Nov 2009
    2. Im just a little snuggle bunny.

    2. 23 Nov 2009
    3. Men working in front of the house. Blood Pressure rising. Must protect the castle. Must eat the men. Or at least bark at them...all day.
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    2. 22 Nov 2009
    3. Its freezing and snowing and he expects me to pee where? Id like to see him go out in the snow.
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    2. 21 Nov 2009
    3. They took off my sweater AND my collar. I feel so naked!
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    2. 20 Nov 2009
    3. I love weekends. More people around to toss me bones, and chunks of meat, and other goodies.
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    2. 19 Nov 2009
    3. All this talk of being a cat or dog person. What a lot of hooey. Im a dogs dog. You just be a mans man and give me a treat, pronto!
    4.     
    2. 19 Nov 2009
    3. She just took my blanket away. Grrrrrrr She needs a reminder about who is top dog around here.
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    2. 19 Nov 2009
    3. Go ahead, toss me kitty yum yumm. Treats is treats!
    4.     
    2. 18 Nov 2009
    3. It's not only a dog's life, It's MY life!
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    2. 17 Nov 2009
    3. I love going for walks. Its not my problem that my paws were barking. and I had to be carried home.
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    2. 16 Nov 2009
    3. Monday morning blahs. My man needs to be quieter when he gets ready for work. I need my beauty sleep.
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    2. 15 Nov 2009
    3. Yea, roast beef for dinner. I must practice my sad hungry puppy eyes.
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    2. 14 Nov 2009
    3. Hard work never killed anyone.....but I don't want to take any chances.
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    2. 14 Nov 2009
    3. Catnip must be yummy. Pa Cat wont leave it alone. I'll try some. Mmmmmmm....taste like cardboard.
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    2. 13 Nov 2009
    3. Ears are my favorite chew toy. Especially kitty ears. I just wish the dang cat would hold still longer.
    2. 12 Nov 2009
    3. Move over man. Your stealing my pillow.

    1. 12 Nov 2009
    2. "nick nack patty wack.........." My new favorite song.
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    1. 11 Nov 2009
    2. Why do I take my dog food 1 mouthfull at a time into the living room to eat? Cause it tastes better with the carpet fuzz mixed in.
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    2. 11 Nov 2009
    3. My radio fence collar is off! inch forward, inch forward...no beeping.....I'm free!!!
    2. 11 Nov 2009
    3. Every time I stand by the cupboard my man goes in the other room and gets me a cookie. I've got him well trained.
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    2. 10 Nov 2009
    3. "Ding Dong" ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF LET ME AT THE INTRUDER! I WILL KILL HIM! oops, my man forgot the key after our walk and I'm the intruder.

    1. 10 Nov 2009
    2. Doorbell! Must bark, must bark, must defend my castle.
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    2. 9 Nov 2009
    3. Flat noses. Perfect for bumping my man's leg when he brings home fried chicken. Evolution rocks.

    1. 9 Nov 2009
      Lhasa Apso's are SUPPOSED to have long hair. I'm naked now and it was 17 degrees last night. What was my man thinking?
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