A Typical Day in the Mitchell Household

From Midnight to Midnight…..
12:30-1:00 am - I retire for the night.
3:30-4:00 am – Abby gets up and goes to her 4:00 am job.
4:00-4:30 am – Andy comes home from his night park watering job and goes to bed.
5:00-5:30 am- Joni gets up and leaves by 5:20 to make her hospital shift by 6:00.
6:30-7:00 am – Abby comes home from her early job, let’s the dog into my bedroom and goes back to bed.
8:00-8:30 am – Mike gets up and goes to work
8:30-9:00 am – Oscar licks my face and wakes me up. I get up and get ready for work.
10:00 am – I go to work. Abby gets up for the second time.
11:00 am – Abby goes to her second job.
12:00 noon – Andy gets up.
2:00 pm – Abby gets off work.
3:00 pm – I get off work.
4:00-5:00 pm – Joni comes home from the hospital.
6:00-8:30 pm – Joni goes to her second job, Abby goes to her 3rd job, and Andy goes to his second job all babysitting soccer games keeping parents, kids and refs in line. I work on the yard, art, writing, pottery, or whatever else. I’m the lazy one in the family.
9:00 – 10:00 pm – Mike comes home from work. Andy leaves for work. Abby goes to bed.
11:00 pm – Mike and Joni go to bed.
………and it starts all over again.
No one could ever accuse the Mitchells with being a lazy bunch. Except, maybe, me.